dijous, d’octubre 09, 2008

NOU D´OCTUBRE: GOTA FREDA I CAVALCADA


Des de que tinc memòria a València es produeix un fenòmen físic que singularitza la ciutat dins del món conegut. Bé, realment no només a València. Es dona també dins de la comarca de l´Horta. A tot tirar, podem allargar l´àmbit de la inusual excepció a les lleis universals fins a Sagunt pel nord i allà per Cullera cap al sud. Consisteix l´impresionant fenòmen en que l´aigua, la necessària i elemental aigua, en els dominis esmentats, o està calenta, o està gelà. I no tenim més que parlar. O el que és el mateix: mai pot estar freda.

Perque si l´aigua està freda, i ho dius, pots fer pensar a segons quins interlocutors que eixa aigua (freda) sorgeix directament del Montseny o de qui sap quines pirenaiques i sospitosíssimes muntanyes. És el que em diguerem a mi farà uns anys:

- Això és català. Es diu gelà.

Per això esta vesprada, quan estava amb la meua filla mirant la cavalcada històrica (res de l´altre món, però bona iniciativa) envoltat per un grup -diguem- pintoresc, m´ha sorprés gratament observar cóm entre els comentaris variats que he tingut que patir alguns feien referència a la "gota freda", bé que amb un cert to irònic (el que podien donar-li, que no era massa). Alguna cosa bona haurà fet Canal Nou, he pensat ingenuament.

Poc després, la meua filla -cinc anys- s´ha allunyat un poc del nostre puesto inicial, i per fer-la tornar, pràcticament he cridat:

- ¡Laia!

I no han tardat ni dos segons:

- ¿Laia? ¿Laia? ¿Què sou, catalans? ¿Què feu ací? ¡Torneu-vos a Catalunya!

Hem acabat de vore la cavalcada. Hem aguantat la pluja (amb aigua quasi freda, per cert). Hem agafat l´autobús i hem tornat a casa. A una casa de valencians farts d´esta puta gentola.

30 comentaris:

morena ha dit...

¿Y no les ha partido usted la cara? no, por Laia, mejor no....aunque un puntapié o un pisotoncito así de descuido...

Un saludo

Un rincón apartado ha dit...

Y que le voy a hacer si yooooo nací en l'Horta de Valeeeencia! (cante's amb veu de Serrat, per favor)

Vent d Cabylia ha dit...

La gent està tronâ, collons!!

diafebus ha dit...

El dia que els subnormals peguen a volar vorà vosté que la que s'arma. En fi. Paciència. O violència. Tant se val.

Forlati ha dit...

"Crits, insults, vehemència, cacera de bruixes, veritats inqüestionables i patriotes de pandereta…"

Conec la tipologia a que es referix. Els he patit molts anys. En són molts menys dels que pareix, pero sempre tenen la boca a punt per a posar o llevar patents d'identitat.

Sempre que m'han fet algun comentari els he respost en educació i si se'n pujaven a la figuera, m'he cagat en la mare que els ha parit i els he negat la valencianitat, que és lo que més ràbia els fa. Hi ha fer-ho. Els queden 4 tallades de monyo.

Per casualitat eren dònes d'uns 60 anys, en permanent, enjoyades i dien "qué cavalgata tan bonita nos ha montado doña Rita"?

Vivim ofegats pels tòpics, d'un costat i de l'atre. Puta gentola.

Ho sent per Laia.

Comtessa d´Angeville ha dit...

Hi ha gent que es mereix dos hòsties ben pegaes.

Em sentia culpable este nou d´octubre, indubtablement el nou d´octubre menys patriota de tota la meua vida (els traumes d’una infància en la que quan encara ni gatejava ja em portaven enrollaeta en la senyera a quanta mani o acte dia nou o dia vint-i-cinc d´abril o el que fora, es celebrara) perquè des de que havia xafat Alacant que no havia parlat valencià amb ningú.

Ben entrada la nit anava intentant explicar-li a un andalús les misèries de ser valenciana, més encara de ser i voler ser valenciana a esta ciutat, però al final vaig desistir. Mira chico, que hoy es como el día de Andalucía pero de aquí y por eso es fiesta y ya está.

I a la familia he promés que si demà puc aniré a dinar i ja tocarem La Moixeranga, convençuda de que jo demà m´oblidaré la dolçaina a ma casa.

Anònim ha dit...

bfff aweles cardaes typicall valencian? Si és eixe cas, la biologia (o Déu) ens farà un favor més prompte que tard.

Vicè ha dit...

Gentola, quina gentola. I quin fàstic

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La Cretina Comèdia els convoca demà dijous al sopar que es celebrarà al restaurant Amarcord (carrer Serpis, 50). Confirmen assistència al blog de la famiglia.

Llarga vida a la Cretina Comèdia i a Tony Soprano.

Cent'anni e salute!

LCC

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